It’s 9:59 PM and all’s well–no big storm yet…

So I guess the weather-makers changed their minds or they
pressed the wrong buttons or something.

Actually, I did notice a few mini gusts of wind about an hour ago
but they seemed to fizzle quickly without blowing anything over
as storms are wont to do. Wont? What’s that?

Maybe they’re on strike for better wages. Maybe the meteorologists
who work for “mainstream media” are just
getting tired of lying to the public about the source
of all the goofy weather we’ve been getting since the late 90s.